Sounds like the opening line of a joke, doesn’t it?
But what’s the punch line?
There isn’t one. It just doesn’t happen. At least it didn’t used to. Doctors have always been far more compassionate than their patients in that regard. But with the way things are going with Healthcare Reform, you can count on things being different. If tort reform isn’t included, the doctors will be left with no choice but to fight back, or find a different profession.
Everyone would be better off if a different future were to unfold:
A lawyer calls the plumber because a faucet in his bathroom is leaking. The plumber arrives, carrying a box of tools under his arm. Twenty minutes later, the leak is fixed, and the plumber presents the attorney with his bill.
“Two hundred dollars!” the attorney exclaims, “I’m a medical malpractice lawyer, and I don’t make that kind of money!”
“Neither did I,” the plumber replies, “when I was a medical malpractice attorney.”